Here
at Ask Erik, we've spent a lot of time reading books and comics,
watching movies, and browsing through the Internet in the hopes of
finding the answers to life's biggest mysteries. How much does all the air in the world weigh? Can the wheel be reinvented? Why do I keep smashing the same toe into things all the time?
Having
instead amassed a vault of useless knowledge stored in his head, Erik
instead tackles your questions and tries to find the answers you care
about (or a reasonable facsimile). Or, if you don't care, he'll at
least try to make you laugh and forget you just wasted time you could
spend doing anything else.