Rifftrax: Anaconda

Every now and again a movie can come out that might not be particularly good, but will come up with a creative and/or scary monster.  There was that freaky creature from The Relic.  Species showed us how scary a naked Natasha Henstridge could be.  And then there's Anaconda, with one of the truly most terrifying things ever depicted on screen.

I'm speaking, of course, of Jon Voight's face.

Pictured: Every recessive gene in Angelina Jolie.

That's right, it was time for another Rifftrax, and since nothing I can say will be as terrible as Jon Voight's face, here's just a few screenshots of that.

I, on the other hand, am off to ponder if the whole idea an Anaconda-based movie starring Jennifer Lopez didn't stem completely from a Sir Mix-A-Lot song.

(All kidding aside, I'll do a few review/synopsis of the experience next week, but man that face is scary)