Showing posts with label Christmas Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas Music. Show all posts
Friday, December 19, 2014

Day Twelve of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Here it is.  Day twelve. I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking, "I can't wait to find out how a "calling bir...
Thursday, December 18, 2014

Day Eleven Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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If someone told me they were getting me a bunch of Pipers, I know what I'd hope they were getting me. You know what?  I'd be hap...
Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Day Ten Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Geese. What on Earth can I do to talk about geese that wouldn't already have been done before?  I could make a lot of references to Go...
Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Day Nine Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Okay, yesterday pretty much fell apart into sex, eye candy, and Polish sex and eye candy. Which embarasses me, because there was something...
Monday, December 15, 2014

Day Eight Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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The world record for the most milk yielded from a cow is from a cow named Smurf owned by La Ferme Gillette Inc Dairy Farm in Canada.  The fa...
Friday, December 12, 2014

Day Seven Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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You know, if it wasn't for the fact that almost nothing  else makes sense in the " The Twelve Days Of Christmas  is used to help ki...
Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Day Six Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Twelve drummers drumming.  I suppose, in a way, you're being courteous by having the loudest gift come last just so your neighbors aren...
Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Day Five Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Fiiiiiive gooooolden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings. If I didn't do this one today, I think I'd be ashamed of myself.  It...
Monday, December 8, 2014

Day Four Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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I really want to email these people and ask them two basic questions. First off, there's an "eFowl?"  Seriously?  eToys w...
Friday, December 5, 2014

Day Three Of Nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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At four months old, the cockerel (or rooster) is like a teenage boy with no control of his hormones.  Many species of bird starts the breedi...
Thursday, December 4, 2014

Day Two of nitpicking The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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I had no idea prostitutes, strippers, escorts, hookers, or any other "frowned on by the church ladies" profession for young women ...
Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Oh hey, would you look at that, it's December. Time for a song.

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Last year I spent the entire month of December nitpicking Christmas carols (I'd try to link to each one, but it would pretty much mean e...
Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Top Eleven: Christmas Songs

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I realize, having now opened a can of worms regarding my overthinking of Christmas carols, that I might be presenting myself as being slight...