Everybody knows the standard superhero powers. You have your strength, your flight, your invulnerability, your ability to shoot lasers from your face, your ability to be a billionaire and afford a whole bunch of neat gadgets in a cave under your house...
But the most powerful superhero ability of all is the ability to summon forth Hostess products. No super villain can resist them.
You doubt me? Let's take a look at some classic ads.
