The last time I wrote this article, I got to experience eating "Froot Loops" cereal for the first time. Besides offending me on every possible level by their attempts to make "froot" a word that isn't supposed to make me think of something growing between a person's toes, it had an interesting touch of citrus buried under way too much sugar.
Now we're on to what I think must be the children's cereal opposite of "Froot Loops" in that it's balls, not rings, chocolate, not fruit, and grain is the first ingredient as opposed to sugar. Plus, this bird mascot is much more insane than the calm, reasonable Toucan Sam.
It's Cocoa Puffs!