The Fantastic Adventures of Unico! Part 3!

When we last left off, a baby unicorn has been kidnapped, befriended a demon, almost drowned, kidnapped again, met a singing cat that he turned into a human girl, and licked a monkey back to health.  The girl-formerly-known-as-a-cat, meanwhile, met a mysterious dark stranger, fell deeply in love, and ate a berry that made her heavily intoxicated as dark magic guided her to a mysterious mansion.

Will Unico safe Katie The Girl Who Isn't A Cat Anymore?  Will the forest return to normal?  Will he ever see Beezle again?  Does any of this make any sense to anybody who hasn't been watching this movie?

Can things possibly get any weirder?

You better believe it.

Let's get into the third segment.

Plumbing Shallow Waters: Episode Nnnnnnnnnh!

Finally.  After weeks of watching one of my childhood joys stick a knife into my side and twist as I could do nothing but scream, I've come to the end of this torture.  After this week, I can go on to any kind of programming I want to review.  I could pull up something I enjoyed that probably still holds up, like Mighty Max or Gargoyles.  I could look at an established classic like X-Men or Batman.  I could even start reviewing movies or programs I never watched before.

But first I have to get past one more episode, and I'll be completely finished with this insipid, lazy, worthless program for good.  Just. One. More. Episode.

Hold on, let me do some quick math here.

Let's see, I did this many episodes of My Little Pony, I did my movie breakdowns, I have the posts from way back in the old days...

I think this is my 200th post.  Huh.

Forget Mario, then, I'm going to do something I'm going to actually enjoy to celebrate this pointless event because of how long it took to make it milestone.

I'm taking this week to review Unico.