No, really. If you look back at my blog posts, you'll see me getting overly analytical and thoughtful about everything from Christmas Carols (seriously, see every post I did in December), to ... well, really any post I do on anything. I love to nitpick. I love to puzzle things out. I love to dig deep into the "why" and "how" of things.
This, I think, makes it all the more puzzling that for years (in fact, to this day) the thing I wanted to be when I grew up was a stage magician.
Vegas stage, dark suits, mysterious stare, perfect hair, non-offensive rock music, smoke machines, giant death traps, cards flying through the air, sexy assistants, I wanted it all.
Or, barring that, I wanted to just be good enough to be able to do birthday parties and leave kids amazed.
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| Yes. This. This is exactly what I wanted. |

