Damn you, C.P. You know who you are.
In my last top eleven, I discussed female characters that I found to be great in video games. Some had some issues (Juliet Starling is by no means perfect, I've said several times before), and some were quite solid, but I really thought each one had something that made them special in a form of media that can either leave a women to simply be so much eye candy, to be regulated to a maternal/healer type, or simply have it be the princess waiting to be rescued.
But apparently that's not enough for some people. Some people apparently want to see just how low I can bring myself down and turn on that base part of the human brain that thought that USA Up All Night and late-night Cinemax were the greatest inventions mankind ever created. The part of my brain that thought the picture of Teri Hatcher wearing nothing but a Superman cape wrapped around her was the pinnacle of art. The part of my brain that was actually willing to give Melrose Place a chance because, the first time I accidentally channel surfed past it, Josie Bissett took her shirt off.
(That one didn't last long. ...at least, not the first time I figured I'd try watching. Now, when Laura Leighton joined the cast, I stuck around for a few more episodes)
In other words, they want me to act like a teenager again. That sound you hear is teenage me trying to go Superboy Prime and high-five me through time and space.
So here it is, the top eleven characters that, if I had the money at the time and/or could sneak it into the house, I probably would've bought the game just to see these women.
...I'm going to feel so dirty after this.
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