It's October! As anybody who read my blog last year during this time knows (or anybody who casually strolls over there now to take a quick look...it's okay, I'll wait...) I'm a huge fan of Halloween. I carve up pumpkins, I decorate, and I get deep into the idea of scary movies, TV shows, video games, books, and everything else.
Which is surprising, because when I was young I hated scary movies. I've talked about the first thing that I remember scaring me on TV (which my father insists wasn't the first thing that ever really scared me, but it's what I remember). What I haven't talked about is the fact that I grew to hate scary things so much that once, at a party at my own house, a group of my friends decided to watch Ernest Scared Stupid. I knew that Ernest movies were dumb. I watched his TV show when I was young, and looking back now, I have no idea why anybody thought he was funny.
But instead of watching a movie that might have been "dumb scary" and "probably not funny," I instead excused myself to another room and...you know, I don't even remember what I did in there. Played a board game by myself? Read a book? Playing my Game Boy? I remember sitting on the floor doing something, but I can't for the life of me remember what. But when the movie was over, I came back out and rejoined my friends.
I'm still embarrassed by that, but I justify it by saying that I can proudly say I've never seen all of Ernest Scared Stupid.