Actually, that's a terrible, filthy lie, borne of utter disregard for the truth in meaning, if not intent.
I knew exactly what to expect when I picked this DVD up at a Blockbuster store that was going out of business. I mean, the cover pretty much explains it all.
There were going to be Japanese women. There were going to be skimpy outfits. There were going to be swords, chainsaws, and axes. There were going to be zombies and strippers (or possibly zombie strippers). There might even be an apocalypse.
I also, looking at the case, knew this movie was going to be awful.
How did I know?
They misspelled the name of the movie on the side of the DVD case.
And yet, while it was all those things...I was also completely wrong.
