Suburban Commando

Why don't Hulk Hogan movies work?

Maybe there's just some types of acting that don't translate over to film.  Maybe it's that, aside from a few exceptions, wrestlers can't really act.  Maybe the Hulkster just isn't that good.

But I think there's more to it than that.

It only took me two days, but I got through Suburban Commando.  Here's the breakdown.

That's right, somebody got paid to think that this movie was "E.T. meets High Noon."

Ask Erik: Episode Nine

Once a week (barring major events), Erik sits down with a question asked by one of you, the viewers, and does his best to answer it in an intelligent, thoughtful, and considerate way.


Barring that, he posts a bunch of animated gifs and makes references to things like Dinosaucers.